Music and Words by J. Boor
This is one of those songs in which I merely take some real events and make them rhyme. The color of the pickup truck has been changed for metrical reasons. The Words: Well, the first time you met my family It was Uncle Bud’s Interment. He was in an igloo cooler In a yellow pickup …
I finally released this odd thing that I did about year ago. It has trombones and accordion, and there was a lovely sculpture of a Ling Cod hanging above the pool table in the large room where it was recorded. There was also an Ocean nearby. Crown Shy by Jerm Boor
Jesse James by Jerm Boor I have a novelty song problem. The Words: Well the Outlaws of Old, they were famous, they were bold. They all obtained the famousest of fame. But the famousest of names in the Outlaw Hall of Fame Was the famous name of a guy by the name of Jesse James. …
Here’s another one of these. I tried to make it good because, like they say, “Etude? Don’t make it bad.” Microstudy #2 by Jerm Boor
All right, folks! Here’s the long awaited magnum opus of the one and only Fogline Musicians Guild, Sonoma County’s premier jingle ensemble: Use the Turnouts by The Fogline Musicians Guild
My old chum Jason Gots has a podcast. He solicits words from people, writes a story around the word, sends the word to artists and musicians and asks them to make stuff too. Then he interviews someone famous that I’ve never heard of. The word Jason sent me a few months ago was “crown shyness.” …
Here’s a tune that’s only twenty-nine seconds long. It exists only to give me an opportunity to try out my new bass. boordom.net/snd/microstudy1.mp3 There’s also a picture of some taxidermed bunnies doing math. Have a nice day.
This song is about the 19th-Century British classicist and translator Benjamin Jowett, but mainly in the way in which spanish moss is about a branch. Songs 2009-2019 by Jerm Boor Jowett’s students, allegedly, wrote a verse about him, which is useful for pronouncing his last name: My name is Benjamin Jowett And if it is …